She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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