she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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