Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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