Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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