morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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