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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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