He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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