It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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