dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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