The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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