I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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