I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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