Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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