she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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