its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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