We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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