I got chris browned last night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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