Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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