clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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