did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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