So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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