Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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