Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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