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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize