you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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