I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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