Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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