You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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