elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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