I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
