Can i not drive my cunt home
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
kristin has been a bad kristin
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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