I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Boobs speak an international language.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Randomize
