Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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