Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Everclear isn't food dammit
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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