Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish i was in the wii world.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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