All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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