Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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