all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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