then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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