he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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