someone get that fucking seahorse.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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