oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Randomize
