I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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