I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
