i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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