i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I think im going to throw up on grandma
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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