great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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