I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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