I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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