Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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