I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i believe in u and ur pee
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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