Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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