Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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