He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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