My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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